fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

fireandshellamari:

when people upset the friends

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kfkirschetea:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

THE PEAR W I G G L E R

kfkirschetea:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

THE PEAR W I G G L E R

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof


quorgi:

youngjusticer:

A bunch of birdies.
Chickens, by Alexandre Ka.

I LOVE THEM

quorgi:

youngjusticer:

A bunch of birdies.

Chickens, by Alexandre Ka.

I LOVE THEM

Current sexuality: Gackt’s voice.

Doesn’t take much anymore to get that horrible sinking feeling in my stomach.

So you like chemistry puns…

ischemgeek:captainriz:

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Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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